Big Bird is Watching You
Big Bird is Watching You
Felix Peng
mixed media (textile puppet, Raspberry Pi 5, HDMI display, arcade button, camera, speaker)
Have you ever been racially profiled? Well, there鈥檚 no better time than now.
Step up to Big Bird. Press the red button. Smile, or don鈥檛; the camera inside its eye doesn鈥檛 care. In roughly 30 seconds, Big Bird will announce your race, your gender, your age, your religion, your class, and your education, and then hand you a Leadership Index.
The Index might be negative pi. It might be aleph-null. It might be the square root of negative seven, or zero divided by zero, or ei蟺 + 1. Does higher mean better? Does irrational mean more? Does imaginary carry more weight?
The score is a number, or a symbol, or the shape of a number. What it means is up to you.
Somewhere inside the puppet, a machine did something. It may have measured your face, weighed your demographics, ignored all of it, or cared more about the color of your shirt than any of the above. You will not be told which. You will stand there wondering whether a taller person would have scored higher. Whether someone whiter, or darker, or younger, or better-dressed, would have gotten a nicer number. You will project, onto a yellow felt puppet, every suspicion you have ever had about the machines that sort human beings for a living.
Those machines, by the way, are not hypothetical. Hiring platforms rank r茅sum茅s by proxy. Predictive-policing systems flag neighborhoods. Credit models decide who gets a mortgage. Social feeds choose what you see. You already live inside a thousand of these quiet verdicts, mostly without noticing, usually without appeal.
Named after the Big Brother of Orwell鈥檚 1984: surveillance dressed in a children鈥檚 costume. Built in conversation with Taryn Simon鈥檚 Kleroterion, whose ancient Athenian randomness argued that fairness meant refusing to choose. Big Bird turns the lens inward. The next time an algorithm hands you a number, a rank, a risk score, a feed, try asking Big Bird鈥檚 question back at it: what did it actually do, and why should you believe it?
How to be Judged
- Stand where Big Bird can see you. Its eye is the camera.
- Press the big red button on the podium.
- Stay in frame until the screen says 鈥淐apturing subject鈥︹�� is done. After that, move around all you want.
- Listen.
SCAN for a 90-second walkthrough of the exhibit.